Man uses Eminem’s lyrics from Stan to complain to ASOS
A man by the name of Stephen Cannon wrote a complaint for his late delivery of a T-shirt on 2 August to ASUS. What makes this complaint special from all others is the way this man wrote it. Wanting to make this complain a little funny and mess a little with the employees he used the rap lines of Stan by Eminem.
But what he absolutely didn’t expect was that a fellow Stan and rapper, a employee read this and replied in the same special way.
“Dear Stephan Can, I was meant to write to you sooner but we’ve been so busy,
You said you haven’t received your exchange, how long ago did you return it to me?
Look, it can take 10 working days for your returns to come back,
And if it’s been longer than that,
Pop us a private message and we’ll see what’s the crack.
Your exchange will be sent out with your original delivery service to you.
Don’t think we wouldn’t send it intentionally just to diss you.
When we’ve received it you’ll receive an email from us too,
I say pop us a message man and we’ll look into this for you.
I really think we could get this sorted out together,
And I hope this makes you think our service is better.
I hope you get to read this letter.
Pop us a message quick time,
With your order number & email address, that will be just fine.
Don’t forget your proof of postage too but Stephen Can,
We hope you understand,
That we do want you as a fan!
We want you to have the best closet, so
PM us with your details and we can have a gossip
And we’ll this sorted out and looked into
So Stephen Can, we look forward to hearing from you, ASOS Am (ber)”
A reply containing 21 rows of pure rap which made everyone laugh on this iconic duo. After that Stephen Cannon posted his comment along with ASOS reply on Facebook which got 15k likes.
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