Look, Idon’t want to seem elitist or anything, but THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT:
It’s called the Licki and its actual purpose is so that you can LICK YOUR CAT (while brushing them, I guess?)
Says PDX, the creator of Licki: “Cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. As a human, you are left out of this intimate ritual.”
I am STRESSING out right now.
Here are some reviews:
“My daughter uses this every day to lick all three of our cats!” – Anon
“This is a genuine ‘cat-positive’ toy.”
“The intensity of bonding you receive with this item is unbelievable, it’s like you’ve become a cat yourself!” – Jessica R.
Make no mistake, cat people of the universe. This is basically an adult toy for human/cat interactions, and listen, you do you, but I think your cat should have a say in the matter.
And before you try to tell me cat people won’t buy this, please note that it came to market after raising $52,179 on Kickstarter.